Monday, April 27, 2009
Deja Vu
This is so very similar to what they told him when he delivered PBDHH, the first movie he produced: You're an actor, don't get mixed up with production business since you know nothing about it.
Shah Rukh said he's motivated, not by success, but by failure. I want him to remember that, especially tonight after yet another KKR defeat, this time at the hand of Mumbai Indians (they won by 92 runs). Scorecard can be referred here.
After some thought, I've made up my mind that the match is just a game. Like life is just a game. If life is not going the way I want, I can't commit suicide. The same goes with the match. Just because they're currently on a losing streak, doesn't mean they can give up for the rest of the tournament. After this match, they'll be facing another match, and another, and another... until the round is finished. Next year they'll face another tournament, and the game goes on. As does life.
I've also made up my mind that Shah Rukh will be okay. He was okay all the while I was not around as a fan to support him so what am I worried about? That people will laugh at him when he comes home to India? People have always laughed at others when they're losing, and then come back to lick their asses when they're successful. It's the way of the world. That he's losing fans left and right coz of KKR's unpopular decisions? Fans come and go even without him joining the sports industry. Actually, I left his fandom in 2000 and I came back in 2008, so it's not a big deal for me. And what will my worry benefit him anyway? Nothing. All I can do is wish him all the best, that's it. And that's what I will do...
...as soon as I can get logged into the KKR website. Man, its jammed. I guess everyone's trying to show how important they are by writing "I TOLD YOU SO" messages and unsolicited advices on how to manage a cricket team to Shah Rukh, KKR and the KKR management.
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Forgive me father, for I'm going to sin...
As a Shah Rukh fan, I'm going to say something that's considered blasphemous by all Shah Rukh fans right here in my SRK-dedicated blog:
I don't think Shah Rukh's close participation with KKR and IPL game is good for the team.
(gyaaaaaaa! *runs far far away from all angry SRK-fans*)
Lemme make that clearer. I don't think it's his fault at all. He's doing the best he can for the team, I believe that. I love his passion and involvement. I know he used to be a sportsman back in his school and college days and anyone who says he knows shit about cricket deserves a resounding slap on their faces. I'm learning the sportsman spirit just by following his progress throughout IPL.
But it seems that the Indian media loves to tear him apart. The cigarette controversy is the newest on the block. I bet if Shah Rukh were to fart loudly at his seat, a new NGO will be created to impose ban against farting loudly in the stadium just to have him removed from the grounds.
I think for the sake of his team's peace of mind, he should go underground for a bit. No blogging, no SMS-ing, no interviewing, no television program. Say NO to any interview when you're back on home ground this week, Shah Rukh! At least until his team gets to semi-finals. What's the point of appearing in NDTV if KKR is gonna be the lowest total scorer again (I fervently hope not)? 2 years in a row of being behind Preity's and Shilpa's teams will not aspire confidence in their sponsors, I can tell ya that.
I seriously hate the way this article was written. It really pisses me off that they're dismissing KKR so lightly. Lemme tell you people, his Dreamz Unlimited faced severe criticisms when it started its business but now you guys are calling him a shrewd businessman due to RC Ent's success. Give him some years in IPL (as long as he doesn't make good of his promise to exit if it didn't work out for a year, that is) and you'd be eating your bloody words.
I'm seriously in no mood to do any work right now. My stomach is churning. See, this is why I don't get involved in sports or why I only support the winning team. I'm too high-tempered and can't suffer defeat well. I'd likely smash something tomorrow morning at the lab, unless KKR wins tonight. I need to go for lunch.
And here's a fresh controversy, right from the KKR camp. I don't think they can afford this right before a crucial game, really. What is the management doing?? I feel like banging a table and shouting, "Order in the court! Order in the court!" ...or something.
Port Elizabeth: Shah Rukh Khan's team Kolkata Knight Riders ran in fresh trouble as the management asked Akash Chopra and Sanjay Bangar, the two players, to return home, saying they did not fit into the team's scheme of things. This decision is viewed as another experiment from Coach Buchanan after removal of Sourav Ganguly from captaincy. However team management had a different story to tell.
KKR's chief executive officer Joy Bhattacharya said, ‘The decision had been taken after the team management met the two players. They are two very good, senior, international players. So, the coach John Buchanan, and the team management thought that if they were not going to have the opportunity to play, it would be unfair to keep them here'.
KKR was in controversy for past few days due to a blog which revealed all the happenings in the team to the world. Akash Chopra was alleged to be the man behind the blog. However, he denied the allegation later.
It is believed that KKR sent the two players in an effort to check their budget. It is worth mentioning here that KKR is the only team that has a gamut of managers for almost every task, most of them being close to Coach Buchanan.
PORT ELIZABETH/DURBAN: There's a lot on Shah Rukh Khan's plate at the moment and it's not about his team registering a few wins here in the Indian Premier League (IPL).
There's a major storm brewing inside the Knight Riders camp and one is not even talking about the mystery blogger here.
If the Baazigar doesn't get his act together quickly, his dreams of KKR being crowned Baadshahs Of IPL-2 could metamorphose into a Knightmare.
The players inside the team are learnt to be bracing themselves for a revolt. It's not a question of if. It's when.
The players are just looking for someone to stand up and speak. Knight Riders have sent two of their players Aakash Chopra and Sanjay Bangar back to India, saying they do not fit in their scheme of things any more.
Joy Bhattacharya, the team director, said, "Chopra and Bangar are senior players. The team management decided to send them back because they do not fit in the plans right now. It's not good for them to not be playing and merely travel with the team. That's why, after discussions with coach John Buchanan, we decided to take this step," Bhattacharya added.
He also stressed that there won't be any more re-enforcements. The players find this a ridiculous theory because Knight Riders' coach John Buchanan had backed Chopra big time and played him at the crucial No. 5 slot ahead of the more fancied Laxmi Ratan Shukla.
Skipper McCullum too was all praise for Chopra last week. "He is a key figure in the middle-order for us. He was extremely good during the practice sessions in Bloemfontein and that's why we have decided to keep him in the squad. We're expecting that he will come good in the matches to come," McCullum had said.
Now, both the coach and the captain have egg on their faces. "Laxmi can at least go and hit big if he gets the time to stay there. With Chopra, it was a blunder right from the start. And when he (Buchanan) finally dropped Chopra, who does he pick? Bangar! And for which position? Number six? Pull out his (Bangar's) career stats and tell me when was the last time he set the field on fire, especially when the team is 70-4 with 10 overs remaining" two players from the KKR camp argued.
They find the treatment being meted out to the individuals, absolutely shocking. To back their point, they say, "Do you know the kind of staff travelling with us? It's bigger than the team."
Of course, there's John Buchanan, director — cricket operations, chief coach Mathew Mott, assistant coach Brad Murphy, wicket-keeping coach Wade Seccombe, bowling coach Andy Bichel, assistant coach for strength training Michael Buchanan (John's son), team director Joydeep Mukherjee, trainer Adrian Le Roux, physiotherapist Andrew Leipus, fielding coach Jon Deeble and last heard, the players were saying Buchanan's second son is also a part of the camp. Apparently, there are around five to six more simply touring here as different kinds of managers in charge of the team.
Malaysia is being considered as a neutral zone for replacement venue by Pakistan Cricket Board
NEW DELHI, 14 April (Bernama) -- Malaysia mungkin menjadi venue berkecuali bagi Pakistan menganjurkan siri perlawanan kriket antarabangsa berikutan kesangsian pasukan asing bermain di negara itu.Pasukan negara asing keberatan untuk beraksi di Pakistan berikutan kejadian serangan hendap oleh sekumpulan lelaki bersenjata ke atas pasukan kriket Sri Lanka di bandar Lahore awal bulan lepas.
Dalam kejadian itu, enam pegawai polis dan seorang pemandu terbunuh dan beberapa pemain Sri Lanka mengalami kecederaan.Memandangkan keadaan keselamatan tidak menentu di negara itu, Lembaga Kriket Pakistan (PCB) terpaksa mengubah perlawanan antarabangsanya ke negara luar selepas pasukan asing enggan berkunjung ke negara itu.
Pengerusi PCB Muhammad Ijaz Butt berkata Malaysia, yang menganjurkan Kejohanan Tiga Negara Piala DLF -- Australia,, India dan West Indies di Akademi Oval Kinrara pada 2006, mempunyai potensi untuk dipilih sebagai venue berkecuali.
"Kami mempunyai beberapa venue pilihan dan kami mengkaji kesesuaiannya," kata Butt seperti dipetik dalam laman web kriket Cricinfo."Kuala Lumpur, Ireland dan Glasgow adalah antara venue pilihan. Belum ada keputusan muktamad pada peringkat ini dan berharap satu keputusan akan dibuat bulan depan," katanya.
Selain itu, England dan Emiriyah Arab Bersatu (UAE) juga dalam senarai PCB bagi menjadi hos bagi siri perlawanan ujian dan perlawanan antarabangsa sehari (ODI) yang akan diadakan sepanjang 12 bulan akan datang.-- BERNAMA
Malaysia Bersedia Jadi Gelanggang Berkecuali PakistanBy: Ramjit-->
KUALA LUMPUR, 15 April (Bernama) -- Malaysia bersedia menjadi gelanggang berkecuali bagi Pakistan menganjurkan siri perlawanan kriket antarabangsa berikutan kesangsian pasukan negara lain bermain di negara itu.Setiausaha Kehormat Persatuan Kriket Malaysia C. Sivanandan berkata Malaysia sudah mempunyai dua kompleks kriket yang mendapat pengiktirafan daripada Majlis Kriket Antarabangsa (ICC) untuk dijadikan gelanggang bagi siri perlawanan ujian dan perlawanan antarabangsa sehari (ODI).
"Akademi Oval Bayu Emas di Kelang (Selangor) dan Akademi Oval Kinrara (Selangor) memang sudah mencapai tahap untuk penganjuran kriket bertaraf antarabangsa,""Jadi dari segi fasiliti kita memang dah bersedia dan kita mempunyai tenaga kerja yang mencukupi untuk penganjuran kejohanan seperti itu," katanya ketika dihubungi Bernama.
Pasukan negara asing keberatan untuk beraksi di Pakistan berikutan kejadian serangan hendap sekumpulan lelaki bersenjata ke atas pasukan kriket Sri Lanka di bandar Lahore awal bulan lepas.Pada kejadian itu, enam pegawai polis dan seorang pemandu terbunuh dan beberapa pemain Sri Lanka cedera.Bagaimanapun kata Sivanandan, pihaknya belum mendapat maklum balas rasmi daripada PCB.
Sementara itu, Setiausaha Agung Persatuan Kriket Melayu Malaysia Rosmanizam Abdullah berkata daripada tinjauan PCB pada awal tahun, PCB lebih berminat dengan Akademi Oval Bayu Emas."Akademi Oval Bayu Emas memang diiktiraf sebagai gelanggang kriket terbaik di Asia Tenggara dan telah mendapat pengiktirafan ICC untuk kejohanan besar sejak tahun 2004," katanya.-- BERNAMA
Kolkata Knight Riders is playing tonight againts Mumbai Indians!
KKR is the only team that has not shown its true potential. The match that they won was cut short by rain. The other point was gained becoz the game was abandoned, again due to rain. Both the games that they played from start to finish, they lost. Is it any wonder that I'm very worried? I'm an opportunist who doesn't understand loyalty in supporting a team. If it were the old me, I'd always go for the winning team/a team that I feel have the strongest chance of winning (Delhi or Chennai, I can't decide), or a team that's giving me a good game (Deccan). Needless to say, I don't have much of a sporting spirit in me. I'm learning from Shah Rukh how to be a sport and still have faith in the team I support from the beginning to the end regardless of what's happening at the points table (I'm currently obsessed with it).
At this point in time, the only reason I'm supporting KKR is because of Shah Rukh. Seriously. Guys, come on. Please give us a good game tonight. If I(we) send an abundance of my(our) positive energy, can you promise me(us) that you'll win?
I have to distract myself with work, otherwise I'll get sick from over-anxiety.
Delhi Daredevils beat Bangalore Royal Challengers by 6 wickets
Bangalore Royal Challengers innings (20 overs maximum)
Jacques Kallis b Nannes 0 (1 ball)
Robin Uthappa c Sangwan b Nehra 3 (8)
Kevin Pietersen b Vettori 37 (40)
Ross Taylor lbw b Mishra 31 (45)
Virat Kohli c Dilshan b Nehra 22 (46)
Mark Boucher c Mishra b Sangwan 36 (31)
B. Akhil not out 8 (6)
Vinay Kumar run out (de Villiers) 0 (1)
Pankaj Singh not out 1 (2)
Extras (lb-5, w-5, nb-1) 11
Total (for seven wickets in 20 overs) 149
Fall of wickets 1-0 (Kallis, 0.1 overs), 2-10 (Uthappa, 1.2), 3-72 (Pietersen, 9.3), 4-78 (Taylor, 10.6), 5-139 (Boucher, 18.6), 6-139 (Kohli, 19.1), 7-145 (Vinay Kumar, 19.3)
Bowling
Derek Nannes 4-0-24-1
Ashish Nehra 4-0-34-2
Pradeep Sangwan 4-0-32-1
Amit Mishra 4-0-19-1
Daniel Vettori 4-0-35-1
Delhi Daredevils innings (target: 150 runs from 20 overs)
Gautam Gambhir c Boucher b Pankaj Singh 16 (25 balls)
Virender Sehwag c Pietersen b Pankaj Singh 7 (7)
Tillakaratne Dilshan not out 67 (86)
A.B. de Villiers b Appanna 21 34 (23)
Dinesh Karthik c Kallis b Akhil 12 (13)
Mithun Manhas not out 23 (21)
Extras (w-4) 4
Total (for four wickets in 19.2 overss) 150
Fall of wickets1-11 (Sehwag, 1.4 ov), 2-42 (Gambhir, 5.4 ov), 3-84 (de Villiers, 13.1 ov), 4-106 (Karthik, 15.4 ov)
Bowling O M R W Econ
Vinay Kumar 3.2-0-28-0
Pankaj Singh 4-0-31-2
Jacques Kallis 3-0-37-0
Anil Kumble 4-0-22-0
P.Appanna 4-0-24-1
B.Akhil 1-0-8-1
Toss: Bangalore Royal Challengers chose to bat first
Points: Delhi Daredevils 2, Bangalore Royal Challengers 0
Man of the match: Tillekratane Dilshan (Delhi Daredevils)
Umpires: S. Asnani (India) and B.G. Jerling (South Africa)
TV umpire: Billy Doctrove (West Indies)
Match referee: Yashpal Sharma (India)
Kings XI Punjab beat Rajasthan Royals by 27 runs
Kings XI Punjab:
Ravi Bopara c Patel b Kamran Khan 11 (15 balls)
Karan Goel run out (Jadeja/Asnodkar) 0
Kumar Sangakkara run out (Rawat) 60 (51)
Yuvraj Singh c Rawat b Patel 2 (3)
Mahela Jayawardene c Kamran b Patel 7 (10)
Irfan Pathan b Kamran 39 (33)
Piyush Chawla not out 6 (6)
Wilkin Mota not out 1 (2)
Extras (b 2, lb 2, w 9) 13
Total (for six wickets in 20 overs) 139
Fall of wickets: 1-0 (Goel, 0.1 overs), 2-21 (Bopara, 4.1), 3-38 (Yuvraj, 6.1), 4-48 (Jayawardene, 8.2), 5-123 (Pathan, 18.1), 6-130 (Sangakkara, 18.6)
Bowling:
Kamran Khan 4-0-15-2
Dimitry Mascarenhas 4-0-29-0
Munaf Patel 4-0-24-2
Yusuf Pathan 4-0-30-0
Shane Warne 4-0-37-0
Rajasthan Royals:
Swapnil Asnodkar c Powar b Pathan 3 (4)
Graeme Smith c Sangakkara b Pathan 2 (6)
Robert Quiney c Sangakkara b Abdulla 7 (8)
Yusuf Pathan c Goel b Chawla 10 (13)
Dimitry Mascarenhas b Abdulla 4 (2)
Ravindra Jadeja b Abdulla 37 (44)
Abhishek Raut c Powar b Chawla 1 (4)
Shane Warne not out 34 (33)
Mahesh Rawat not out 4 (6)
Extras (lb 5, w 5) 10
Total (for seven wickets in 20 overs) 112
Fall of wickets: 1-7 (Asnodkar, 1.1 overs), 2-9 (Smith, 1.5), 3-23 (Quiney, 4.1), 4-27 (Mascarenhas, 4.3), 5-36 (Pathan, 6.4), 6-42 (Raut, 8.4), 7-102 (Jadeja, 18.1)
Bowling:
Ramesh Powar 2-0-10-0
Irfan Pathan 4-0-26-2
Yusuf Abdulla 4-0-21-3
Vikram Raj Vir Singh 4-0-19-0
Piyush Chawla 4-0-22-2
Yuvraj Singh 2-0-9-0
Toss: Kings XI Punjab, who chose to bat first
Player of the match tba
Umpires: Marais Erasmus (South Africa) and K. Hariharan (India)
TV umpire: Mark Benson (England)
Match referee: Gundappa Viswanath (India)
Hmmm...
Maybe it's because IPL is more than just cricket. Maybe it's because the culture of clubs has not really infiltrated into the psyche of the Indian people yet, the way it's been for soccer in Europe. Maybe the instant success and the crores upon crores of profit allegedly made by the organizers has made some people very unhappy coz it's not being channeled their way. Maybe it's because some of the team owners are glamorous Bollywood stars and the spotlight that's constantly being shone on them (Shah Rukh especially) rather than on the game and players has made cricket professionals and fans very uncomfortable and touchy.
Whatever's the reason, it (the bad press) is keeping IPL in a very visible mode. I'm a firm believer of "No publicity is bad publicity" so this is actually a good thing, except that at the moment it's dragging me down a bit, emotionally speaking. Here I am ...trying to know cricket since I know nothing about it as my country is not a cricket-mad country and I've never been a sports enthusiast, trying to understand the pulse of the game, trying to get into the seriousness of it all... the wins, the losses, the ties. And at the end of the day, I have to read an article that says a crack blogger is possibly IPL 2009's biggest entertainer ...not the game, not the players, not the team owners, not anyone who's connected to the game in a professional way. The attitude in the media treatment of the T20 tournament disappoints me.
However, I also firmly believe that things will get settled after 5 years. I always give anything a chance to get better in 5 years, after which I'll despair and leave if it's still going steadily downhill. I want to see how KKR would develop as a team in 5 years. Will the team outshine Shah Rukh in 5 years or will he still need to babysit it after every loss and cheer for it after every win for it to pick up its spirit. Who will stay on and become the star players that KKR will absolutely not be able to do without (other than Sourav, that is). When the foreign players start being 'sold' to opposite teams at later biddings in the manner of club culture, how will it go with the current passionately-territorial fans in India (after all, Sourav Ganguly's removal from captaincy has elicited such an extreme response).
So many interesting questions and none of the passionate cricket fans who know a whole lot better than I do are asking them. Instead, they're concentrating on momentous issues long past their date of being important to the current game on the field. Decisions have been made and the results are being recorded in real time to be studied for workable future gameplays, guys. Get with the program!
I've been searching the youtube for new clips after the 3rd and 4th game and not finding any. That's weird. The game with RJR (the first tie in the history of IPL) should get a few interviews out of someone, if not Shah Rukh. The only ones I found are on the game itself, which is highly unusual. Has the media settled into a rut after only a week into the IPL 2 tournament, or are the journalists currently focusing very hard on the crack blogger as the fountain of their wisdom? I'd like to advise the media covering IPL to deliberately split itself into two faces: the professional mask that records things as they are and the tabloid mask that constantly chases sensational materials regardless of the reality. It's the only way you guys (and us) can stay sane in this reluctant partnership.
I'm blabbing so much... is my nervousness showing? O God, somehow I wish it were Tuesday morning so that I could look up the result already.
2nd post in my KKR blog, pasted in a place where I absolutely KNOW that it won't get rejected...
Is this post being reviewed too? Coz I would like to understand why my first post was rejected. Did it get spit out by some technical glitch or have I written something truly sensationally controversially unpublishable? I hope it's the latter coz it sounds cooler.
I love to blog. I'm blogging everywhere about most of my interests and my favourite topic: myself. Before KKR website became this spiffy, I've started blogging about the team and IPL 2 in my own blog and will continue to do so since no one has the power to 'review and approve' my posts there except myself. I like the creative freedom that promises.
There're some things I need to clarify though (for anyone who, for whateva reason, stumbled onto this blog) - I came into cricket through Shah Rukh Khan (he's a Datuk in my country and I'm intensely patriotic so naturally I'm here to support him), before he got involved with KKR I knew virtually nothing about it, now I want to know more about it, and I'm keeping myself up-to-date with the progress of the championship through the internet coz: (a) My country is not a cricket-loving country, (b) I don't watch TV so I don't own cable, (c) Broadband is still slowass in my country that none of the suggestions on watching the games through streaming works here.
So forgive me for being unknowledgeable about the game and yet still want to comment on it. Forgive me for liking Shah Rukh Khan more than cricket itself. Heck, forgive me for being female as that seems to be a sore point with some fanatically devoted cricket male fans. But I'm taking an interest in KKR and you gutsy, smart guys just have to live with that. I'm waiting for RC Ent to come out with DVDs of KKR matches in IPL so I can watch them and learn how to calculate their points table (games by other teams simply won't make me interested enough to follow and work stuff out). I'm obsessed with the points table coz it looks like maths (the +ve and -ve numbers mesmerize me) and I think I'm stupid in maths and therefore need tosolve every maths problem I'm being presented with to prove to myself that I'm not entirely hopeless.
I'll be posting this over at my blog too, in case this post is also rejected. Just to be on the safe side.
Rejected??
I've pasted the same text again in my KKR blog and am waiting for those few minutes they've promised. Let's see what'll happen. Personally, I hate it when I'm being told that my post is being 'reviewed and approved'. Why must it be?? As if anything I have to say is that important to be reviewed and approved by anyone. You busy people should have more important things to do than reviewing and approving my posts. I'm not being sarcastic about this.
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Shah Rukh's blog posts
My comment to his first:
Dear Sir,
I knew nothing of cricket and now I'm posting the IPL 2 scoreboards in my blog and tyring to understand how the heck is a points table calculated, all because you came on to the scene. Needless to say, I'm your fan and I support your team because you believe in them, and I believe in you.
A lot of the things you said in your post and interviews are common sense, but somehow they can still make me go, "hey, that's right!" especially about losing and winning, giving something our best shot, living with our decisions, etc. Everytime you say something, I think it's not that I learn new things, but I learn to look at the same old things with new eyes.
From the credentials, I think KKR has a good set of players and has about the same chance as the other team to win the tournament. I know you said last time that if it didn't work for 1 year, you'll leave. But I hope you'd stick with it the way you stick with the movie industry. I think the journey will be immensely beneficial, not just to you, but also to us all.Thank you for being here.
Ami
I didn't comment to the second because I think he was talking to his team members there.
Reading the comments in his posts, I realized how far the internet has come in teaching us how to be rude to perfect strangers. What do we know of Shah Rukh Khan apart from what we watch on screen, the details of his life in his biographies and his thoughts dispersed in interviews? Zilch, nothing, nada. And yet, some people think they have the right to criticize his decisions as if he were their subordinate or a 4-year old young member of their family. But of course, Shah Rukh would say, "It's okay. It's their point of view."
I have this aversion to typos, bad grammar, abbreviations, swear words and bad manners in internet comments. I've had my share of them before in my other blog and it's soured my whole experience of writing there. I'm not a public figure, so I don't have to 'bear with it' like celebrities and politicians, which is one of the many reasons I left that blog. I'm happy that no one has ever commented to my posts here despite it having some on-and-off visitors. I thank you for your restraint.
I was ecstatic not because he has started blogging, but because of the manner in which he's writing his posts. His words are simple, his messages are clear, he's matter-of-fact, he's not a verbose blogger, he writes as is needed and not more, he's not out there to explain the losses nor the wins but only to state his stand, and he's not apologetic. I would hate it if he had whined about the controversial issues surrounding his team. I've never thought of him as whiner, and I'm glad he's proven, at least to me, that he's not by his first post.
Frankly, I don't understand people who are harshly judgmental on decisions made by others concerning their lives, enterprises, fights, etc. Let them do it. And if you don't support them ...leave, switch off, scram. Don't go all over their space with insults and hate-filled complaints, burn their posters and effigies, etc. How childish. That's what I can't stand about sports the most... the extreme childishness of the fans and supporters. Maybe coz they're mostly made up of 8-year olds dressed up in adult bodies.
The episode with Mumbai Indians this Monday is already hurting my stomach. I'm so nervous. I wish I could be at the stadium or at least in front of a TV monitor to watch it. I think the year KKR win the championship, Red Chillies should come out with a DVD of the whole KKR-IPL matches. I bet a lot of us would have liked to own that. I know I do.
I've bought the Mother of All Books!
Yep. I bought the 4-kilo thing. I love the chapters on 'The Others' that he did. I think those are the most brilliant. I haven't read the first few, but that's coz I was very clear about not wanting to read it in one linear progression.
What made me bought it, finally? Well, I did want to buy it the day I bought Anupama's but like I wrote, I didn't have the budget, it being bleedin expensive as it is. But reading the excerpts of the book whetted my appetite and I thought ...what the heck, one day I may not feel this strong urge to read it anymore so I might as well do it now. I couldn't find it at the bookshelf (although I did find Amitabh's biography) and I had to wait for nearly half an hour for the bookstore people to get it for me from whereva, but it's worth the wait.
Okay, I confess. What I wanted was Shah Rukh Can (can you blame me? Look at the cover!), but not finding it on the shelf, I couldn't bring myself to write down the title and ask the bookstore girl to find it. I was too embarrassed. I didn't want to be identified as a Shah Rukh fan, or anyone's fan, at a counter. I'm an extremely shy person, and this is the first time I have ever deliberately asked for a book about a celebrity at a bookstore. With 'Still Reading Khan', the title is vague enough (it sounds like fiction) and once the book was in my hand, it didn't matter if they knew whose biography I was searching desperately for coz I could just scram outta there to another counter to pay for it, and thereby escaped scrutiny. The entire time I was waiting at the counter, I put on my 'stone-faced, cultured and polite' mask on to hide my awkwardness every time I ask the girl whether the book was found yet.
I won't do a book review on it coz I generally suck at doing reviews. But it did make me want to change several things in my blog, namely my post labels. It also made me want to write a whole bunch of emails to the author coz while reading it, my brain was flooded with words I wanted to say about what 'Shah Rukh Khan' means to me as a fan. I may or may not write those emails, depending on my laziness, but I do applaud his effort. I absolutely agree that there're more books to be written about Shah Rukh because post-Still Reading Khan he has gone and done more stupendous things that need to be recorded. And it'd be cool if someone who writes as well as Mushtaq does would continue writing about Shah Rukh.
Why write biographies? Well, don't you know? It's one of the ways (I would say, the most effective way) to immortalize a mortal, darling. You'll understand the impact of Mushtaq's and Anupama's and all the other biographers' written words 100 years down the line. Be patient and wait for it, if you're still alive by then, that is.
Kolkatta Knight Riders v Chennai Super Kings abandoned due to rain
Joke aside, I want them to quickly pick themselves up from their 'languishing' position in this 2nd week. I don't know why I think this, but their match against the Mumbai Indians is their break it or make it stage. I hope the climate agrees with me and postpones its torrential wrath to another day (when KKR is not playing hehe). I shall wait for the result of that match with a lot of anticipation and nervousness.
News update
Cape Town, April 25: Incessant rains made it impossible for the umpires to start with the Chennai Super Kings and Kolkata Knight Riders IPL encounter at the Newlands stadium, Cape Town, as a result, the game had to abandoned with both the teams having to share a point apiece.
The rain god did show mercy for sometime when the weather remained clear for just ten minutes in between. However, the drizzle revived again, making the weather in Cape Town very unpleasant.
Both the teams badly needed a win as each of them has lost two matches out of three. Before coming to this match, by virtue of their one win each, they had two points.
Chennai Super Kings now stand at third position in the points table while Kolkata Knight Riders are languishing at seventh spot.
Deccan Chargers won against Mumbai Indians by 12 runs
Adam Gilchrist c Shah b Bravo 35 (20 balls)
Herschelle Gibbs run out (Bravo/Khan) 58 (44)
Dwayne Smith b Jayasuriya 35 (22)
Rohit Sharma c Dhawan b Bravo 3 (5)
V.V.S. Laxman c Nayar b Bravo 0
Y. Venugopal Rao b Malinga 9 (10)
Ravi Teja lbw b Malinga 9 (9)
Rudra Pratap Singh c Jayasuriya b Harbhajan 4 (4)
Fidel Edwards b Malinga 1 (3)
Pragyan Ojha not out 0 (2)
Extras (b 2, lb 7, w 5) 14
Total (9 wickets in 20 overs): 168
Fall of wickets: 1-63 (Gilchrist, 6.5 overs), 2-124 (Smith, 12.5), 3-136 (Sharma, 14.4), 4-137 (Laxman, 14.6), 5-141 (Gibbs, 15.4), 6-156 (Venugopal Rao, 17.4), 7-161 (Singh, 18.4), 8-163 (Edwards, 19.2), 9-168 (Ravi Teja, 19.6)
Bowling:
Lasith Malinga 4-1-19-3
Zaheer Khan 4-0-32-0
Dwayne Bravo 4-0-34-3
Harbhajan Singh 4-0-27-1
Sanath Jayasuriya 3-0-29-1
Dhawal S Kulkarni 1-0-18-0
Mumbai Indians:
Sanath Jayasuriya c Gilchrist b Singh 1 (8)
Sachin Tendulkar c Gibbs b Ojha 36 (27)
Jean Paul Duminy c Smith b Ojha 47 (40)
Shikhar Dhawan b Ojha 3 (7)
Dwayne Bravo lbw b Edwards 21 (18)
Abhishek Nayar c Gilchrist b Edwards 10 (6)
Harbhajan Singh c Smith b Singh 20 (8)
Zaheer Khan not out 4 (6)
Pinal Shah not out 1 (1)
Extras (lb 6, w 6, nb 1) 13
Total (7 wickets in 20 overs) 156
Fall of wickets: 1-4 (Jayasuriya, 1.4 overs), 2-86 (Tendulkar, 10.5), 3-92 (Dhawan, 12.3), 4-105 (Duminy, 14.3), 5-120 (Nayar, 16.2), 6-144 (Bravo, 18.2), 7-154 (Harbhajan, 19.3)
Bowling:
Fidel Edwards 4-0-27-2
Rudra Pratap Singh 4-0-27-2
Harmeet Singh 1-0-19-0
Dwayne Smith 2-0-15-0
Pragyan Ojha 4-0-21-3
Rohit Sharma 1-0-8-0
Y Venugopal Rao 4-0-33-0
Toss: Deccan Chargers, who chose to bat first
Points: Deccan Chargers 2, Mumbai Indians 0
Umpires: Kumar Dharmasena (Sri Lanka) and Simon Taufel (Australia)
TV umpire: S.D. Ranade (India)
Match referee: D. Govindjee (South Africa)
2nd week into the IPL 2009
This is the match schedule for this week. Full schedule can be found here. The bolded + red font teams were winners for the respective matches. The gold-ish font is for marking KKR match days.
| Date :2009 | IST | GMT | Team vs Team | Venue |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| April, Sat 25 | 4 pm | 7 pm | Mumbai Indians vs Deccan Chargers | Durban |
| April, Sat 25 | 8 pm | 11pm | Chennai Super Kings vs Kolkata Knight Riders (abandoned due to rain) | Cape Town |
| April, Sun 26 | 4 pm | 7 pm | Bangalore Royal Challengers vs Delhi Daredevils | Port Elizabeth |
| April, Sun 26 | 8 pm | 11pm | Kings XI Punjab vs Rajasthan Royals | Cape Town |
| April, Mon 27 | 4 pm | 7 pm | Deccan Chargers vs Chennai Super Kings | Durban |
| April, Mon 27 | 8 pm | 11pm | Kolkata Knight Riders vs Mumbai Indians | Port Elizabeth |
| April, Tue 28 | 8 pm | 11pm | Delhi Daredevils vs Rajasthan Royals | Pretoria |
| April, Wed 29 | 4 pm | 7 pm | Kolkata Knight Riders vs Bangalore Royal Challengers | Durban |
| April, Wed 29 | 8 pm | 11pm | Kings XI Punjab vs Mumbai Indians | Durban |
| April, Thu 30 | 4 pm | 7 pm | Deccan Chargers vs Delhi Daredevils | Pretoria |
| April, Thu 30 | 8 pm | 11pm | Rajasthan Royals vs Chennai Super Kings | Pretoria |
| May, Fri 1 | 4 pm | 7 pm | Mumbai Indians vs Kolkata Knight Riders | East London |
| May, Fri 1 | 8 pm | 11pm | Kings XI Punjab vs Bangalore Royal Challengers | Durban |
| May, Sat 2 | 4 pm | 7 pm | Deccan Chargers vs Rajasthan Royals | Port Elizabeth |
| May, Sat 2 | 8 pm | 11pm | Delhi Daredevils vs Chennai Super Kings | Johannesburg |
Kings XI Punjab won against Bangalore Royal Challengers by 7 wickets
Jesse Ryder b Abdulla 32 (21 balls)
Robin Uthappa c Yuvraj Singh b Pathan 0 (1)
Jacques Kallis c Jayawardene b Abdulla 62 (46)
Kevin Pietersen c Goel b Abdulla 0 (2)
Rahul Dravid c Singh b Chawla 10 (13)
Ross Taylor c Jayawardene b Abdulla 35 (22)
Virat Kohli c Bopara b Singh 2 (3)
Praveen Kumar lbw b Pathan 13 (7)
Vinay Kumar not out 1 (1)
Pankaj Singh b Pathan 0 (1)
Anil Kumble not out 5 (3)
Extras (b 4, lb 1, w 3) 8
Total (nine wickets in 20 overs) 168
Fall of wickets: 1-6 (Uthappa, 1.1 overs), 2-48 (Ryder, 5.2), 3-48 (Pietersen, 5.4), 4-73 (Dravid, 10.3), 5-134 (Kallis, 16.3), 6-142 (Kohli, 17.4), 7-159 (Taylor, 18.4), 8-162 (Kumar, 19.1), 9-162 (Pankaj Singh, 19.2)
Bowling:
Ranadeb Bose 2-0-24-0
Irfan Pathan 4-0-35-3
Yusuf Abdulla 4-0-31-4
Piyush Chawla 4-0-19-1
Yuvraj Singh 3-0-28-0
Ravi Bopara 1-0-4-0
Vikram Raj Vir Singh 2-0-22-1
Kings XI Punjab:
Ravi Bopara c Ryder b Kallis 84 (59)
Karan Goel run out (Vinay Kumar/Uthappa) 19 (19)
Kumar Sangakkara c Pankaj Singh b Kumble 26 (18)
Yuvraj Singh not out 30 (17)
Mahela Jayawardene not out 1 (1)
Extras (b 1, lb 3, w 9) 13
Total (for three wickets in 19 overs) 173
Fall of wickets: 1-52 (Goel, 6.4 overs), 2-92 (Sangakkara, 12.3), 3-158 (Bopara, 18.1)
Bowling:
Praveen Kumar 4-0-36-0
Pankaj Singh 2-0-20-0
Jacques Kallis 4-0-51-1
Vinay Kumar 1-0-4-0
Kevin Pietersen 2-0-16-0
Anil Kumble 4-0-19-1
Jesse Ryder 2-0-23-0
Toss: Bangalore Royal Challengers, who chose to bat first
Points: Kings XI Punjab 2, Bangalore Royal Challengers 0
Umpires: Billy Doctrove (West Indies) and T.H. Wijewardene (Sri Lanka)
TV umpire: Simon Taufel (Australia)
Match referee: D. Govindjee (South Africa)
Friday, April 24, 2009
The remaining post 2nd match clips
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Who's Mandira?
Yep, Mandira Bedi was Preeti in Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge! It's another instance of Bollywood meeting cricket and now in the IPL, she's the co-host of Extraaa Innings for T20.
It's like maths...
How to make Points table of a cricket tournament
Points table for a cricket tournament is a set of boxes which catches no attention before half the cricket is played. But after that, it becomes the only important thing.... till the things get straight.
The Semi-final qualifying rule :-
1. Team with maximum number of wins. If a tie,
2. Team with maximum number of Points. If still a tie,
3. Team won between those two. If still equal (which can happen in case of that match yielding a No-Result)
4. Team with maximum number of Bonus Points. And if still equal,
5. Team with better Net Run-rate.
How is Net Run rate calculated :-
To calculate the Net Runrate of any team in a cricket tournament, the integrands you need are total runs made by that team in that tournament, total overs played by them to make those runs and then the same for against them.
Subtract the two decimal numbers and you will have the net run rate. For example - If India played two league matches in a tournament which also included Pakistan and Australia, find the following :
- Who won. And by batting first or second.
- If batting first team won, subtract their run rate from the opposition run rate and you have the net run rate of that cricket match.
- If batting second team won, divide the target by 50 and calculate what was the chasing team run rate when they hit the winning run. The difference will be your net run rate for that match...
Similarly, the losing team will have that much Net Run rate themselves - BUT AS NEGATIVE.
Now add all run rates of all the league matches played by a particular team and thus you will have the Net Run Rate for the, in that cricket tournament.
Note- the simple catch while calculating the Net run rate is that the winning team may not play or bowl their full quota of overs. The moment they win the match, their run rate will be calculated from that many overs while the losing team's Net Run rate will be calculated by full 50 overs...
That's it.
How points are given in league matches :-
Read carefully - (a) Each win : 5 points if team also won the bonus point.(b) Each win : 4 points if Bonus points was not won.(c) A tie or no result - two points each.(d) Loss : 0 points.
How a "bonus point" is won in an ODI :-
If the winning team can keep their run rate 1.25 times more than the team they beat - they win the bonus point from that match. For example, If Australia bats first and make 250 runs, Indian team needs to win the match at a run rate of (250/50)* 1.25. Which equals to 6.25 runs per over. Which in turn means that India must win the match in 40.1 overs (251/6.25) or of course - less than that.
In case India bats first and needs to win the bonus point after scoring 250 from 50 overs, they need to restrict Australia from scoring more than 187 runs. This is calculated as India's batting run rate was 5. To have a run rate 1.25 time better than Australia, India must not let Australia score more than 3.75 (5-1.25) as a run rate. Thus a total of no more than 187 from 50 Overs for Australia while batting second.
I hope it is clear enough to understand. But if it doesn't, leave your query at our cricket forum and I'll send you the answer.
What does a "No result in an ODI" means :-
It's amazing if you can pay attention to what people say when there was no clear winner from a cricket match. Some say it was a draw, some tie, some no result and some something else. The point is that an ODI can't be draw and only two test matches till date have ended up as tie... read on --
When a cricket match, test or one day International finishes with both the teams making exactly same number of runs - the match is called as tie. Otherwise, a draw can only happen in a test match when the dominating team fails to bowl out 20 opposition batsmen (or get them retired hurt), after scoring more runs then them. There is not a single Draw ODI and there never will. BECAUSE THE TERM IF WRONG ITSELF..!!
A "No Result cricket match" means what it says - no result. This is mostly caused by Rain god when even at least 20 over per side match was not possible. This was no draw, no tie but a Simple no result. Equal Points are shared in this case.
Match tied: Rajasthan Royals beat Kolkata Knight Riders - super over
Rajasthan Royals beat Kolkata Knight Riders in a thrilling Super Over finish in an Indian Premier League match here Thursday.The match was decided through the Super Over after both teams were tied at 150 at the end of regulation play.
Source
Rajasthan Royals
Graeme Smith c Gayle b Mendis 15
Paul Valthaty c Sharma b Anureet Singh 5
Rob Quiney c Gayle b Sharma 6
Yusuf Pathan c Yashpal Singh b Mendis 42
Ravindra Jadeja c Yashpal Singh b Sharma 22
Dmitri Mascarenhas b Anureet Singh 27
Abhishek Raut not out 21
Shane Warne not out 2
Extras (lb 3, w 7) 10
Total (for six wickets in 20 overs) 150
Fall of wickets: 1-8 (Valthaty, 1.6 overs), 2-14 (Quiney, 2.2), 3-70 (Smith, 8.1), 4-73 (Pathan, 8.6), 5-112 (Jadeja, 16.2), 6-125 (Mascarenhas, 17.6)
Bowling
Ishant Sharma 4-0-36-2
Anureet Singh 4-0-35-2
Ajit Agarkar 1-0-14-0
Ajantha Mendis 4-0-19-2
Sourav Ganguly 3-0-23-0
Chris Gayle 4-0-20-0
Kolkata Knight Riders (target: 151 runs)
Chris Gayle c Jadeja b Warne 41
Brendon McCullum c Kamran Khan b Mascarenhas 3
Laxmi Shukla c Rawat b Kamran Khan 13
Brad Hodge c Rawat b Patel 5
Sourav Ganguly c Rawat b Kamran Khan 46
Sanjay Bangar c Smith b Kamran Khan 2
Yashpal Singh c Raut b Warne 20
Ajit Agarkar not out 1
Ishant Sharma run out (Kamran Khan/Rawat) 1
Extras (lb 8, w 9, nb 1) 18
Total (for 8 wickets in 20 overs) 150
Fall of wickets: 1-25 (McCullum, 3.6 overs), 2-60 (Gayle, 8.2), 3-67 (Shukla, 9.5), 4-71 (Hodge, 10.5), 5-94 (Bangar, 13.6), 6-143 (Yashpal Singh, 18.5), 7-149 (Ganguly, 19.5), 8-150 (Sharma, 19.6)
Bowling
Yusuf Pathan 4-0-27-0
Dmitri Mascarenhas 4-1-29-1
Shane Warne 4-0-25-2
Kamran Khan 4-0-18-3
Munaf Patel 3-0-36-1
Ravindra Jadeja 1-0-7-0
Toss: Kolkata Knight Riders chose to field
Points: Rajasthan Royals 2, Kolkata Knight Riders 0
Man of the Match: Yusuf Pathan (Rajasthan Royals)
Umpires: Mark Benson (England) and M. Erasmus (South Africa)
TV umpire: A. Saheba (India)
Match Referee: Gundappa Viswanath (India)
Source
Yusuf: I know it was the most important innings from me and my team. I learnt a lot of things when i got out in the first innings against Mendis. I expected him to bowl in the same areas and I was ready to play my shot.
Warne: The crowd was fantastic. In those situations, both sides would have looked back and said we would’ve done that. For Yusuf Pathan to just walk out there and club a few sixes like that, well done to him, it was fantastic. (On choosing Kamran Khan for the last over): I thought about Yusuf. Kamran gave 6 runs off that last over, I thought he did it well. If you can bowl such a good last over, you can bowl the super over.
McCullum: Yeah it’s pretty disappointing obviously. We thought we were going to get ourselves across the line and even in the Super over we thought we had a reasonable score but the way Yusuf came out and played… He just blew us away. Sourav did incredibly well to get us back into the game. It’s incredibly disappointing but we’ve got a game in two days time so we’ve got to try and rebound. (For the super over) I think Ishant was an option but in the end Mendis, he’s an incredible bowler. Things could have gone differently if we had that catch taken (on the second ball) who knows how it would have unfolded.
Fast forward to the super over - Gayle blasted 15 off the super over from Kamran Khan. Then a major blunder by McCullum to give the ball to Mendis when Yusuf was on strike. Yusuf goes on and seals a terrific match with a couple of massive hits. Yusuf was mobbed by his team mates as Shilpa Shetty went wild alongwith her sister.